My Bitch Today - 12/31/09

I'm not going to bitch today.
Today I'm going to talk about what I'm thankful for in 2009.
First, I'm thankful for all of my family and friends. I'm thankful that they were happy and healthy this year and I wish the same for them for the future, in 2010 and beyond.
I'm thankful for the following as well:

Barack Obama, not because of his politics or race, but because of not having to hear the previous occupant of the White House saying nucelar, it's NUCLEAR. So annoying.

Sarah Palin, for giving Tina Fey a great job opportunity on SNL, and for countless minutes of howling hilarious sound bites. I'm not a quitter that's why I resigned as governor, I have foreign policy experience because I can see Russia from Alaska etc. etc.

Carrie Prejean for almost the same as the mavericky one above. I love her sound bites like Donald Trump meeted her, hmmm. Larry King being inappropriate for asking her a softball question. She actually took her mic off.

George Bush for going away. Too bad he couldn't have taken the Dick with him. Dick Cheney I mean.

My wife and daughters. My daughters who I've seen grow into fine, intelligent, successful and strong young women who I'm very proud of. My wife for.... countless things she does every day. After 40 years I'm more in love with her than I ever was. I wish I could have her character and strength.

Rachel Maddow and Keith Olberman, not because of politics but because of their vast never ending seriousness with a touch of wit that cracks me up and lifts my spirits through these crazy times.

Bill O'Reilly because of every year fighting his war on the secular progressives who won't say Merry Christmas. David Letterman once said to him that he (David) knew nothing about nothing and he thought Bill didn't either. Billo also has this thing about Levittown, L.I., where he grew up being a TOUGH neighborhood. He should have grew up where I did, on the western side of L.I., wearing a hat to school could get you beat up. He's also got this hilarious fancy about VietNam, he didn't enlist because the guys in his TOUGH neighborhood coming back told him, DON'T GO, IT'S A BAD WAR. All I can say is what bullshit. I'm glad I got that out of my system. Thanks.

Sean Hannity, who I wish would go away, but he's funny. Hillbilly meth lab women with 12 year old engaged daughters call him up because their mad about Obama's taxes on the rich. Great entertainment I can only stand for about 15 nminutes a day.

Glen Beck, do I have to say more. The people that watch him are enraged that Obamacare is going to cover, PETS??

Well, there's a lot more but I'll end here.
 HAPPY NEW YEAR to all and let's hope 2010 brings peace and prosperity to us all.